Husband

A husband meaning to me


I can fart anytime I like
I can smell my armpits
I talk to myself or probably to my cats
I can sing even out of tune
I can pick my nose during watching the tv


Now, who can accept me?

Wake Up

I am confuse. I am tired. I am bored. I am pissed off.
What the fuck I'm doin right now? Wake up!